Rubber Johnny Fudgecicle

A stroke of genius, really.

This idea was spawned one afternoon in the basement of Anodyne's house when she offered Rumminov and Telluryan fudgecicles. Telluryan's fudgecicle, horribly freezerburned, was scorned for being so malformed, until Telluryan suggested that it was as warped as Rubber Johnny.

Later it was suggested that the video be recreated using the physics-raping fudgecicle in question.

"All we need is a night-vision lens and we can slap the fucker around on the camera for a while and put some Aphex Twin music on there and we've GOT this shit!"

Sadly, this idea never came to fruition. The fudgecicle was eaten. It tasted just like a regular fudgecicle.