La Tequila



Began with Alexa's impersonation of Artemis' mother, Antonia. Spiralled into a meme and eventually resulted in the fanfiction "Pink Sock Time", written by Alexa herself. Best read in a Charo accent for full effect.

Pink Sock Time
''It was a sad day in poor Peter's life. He'd had a crappy day, what with all the conspiracies, gay love, and psycho women-- that he just had to cut loose. However, when he went back to his little pueblo in San Jesus County, Mexico, he would discover something much more horrible. As soon as Peter walked through the door a flying, drunken fist came flying at him!'' ''The fist was accompanied by shouts of "PETER!! I TOLD YOU TO GET LA TAQUILLA!!!" This booming voice was none other than Peter's mother, Antonia, who had just been laid off that day from her job at the "Los Huevos" salsa bar. ''

''"But Mami!" Peter cried, "I couldn't go to the store! I was almost gang-raped by banditos!" ''

''Antonia had an incredulous look on her face. "PETER, YO NO BELIEVE TU, CHICO!!!" ''

“But Mami-" Peter tried to protest, but Antonia would have none of it.

''"OH POR QUE GUADALUPE! JESUS CHRISTO!!" cried Antonia to the heavens, "POR QUE SUCH A BURRO CHICO?!?!"'' ''Antonia was too deep in her drunken rage for Peter to get away, due to her stranglehold on his feminine wrists. "Oh Mami, please let me go!" Peter sobbed, but Antonia continued on her tirade whilst leading Peter to her sparkly room, full of Incan pots. ''

“Oh… NO! NO MAMI, NO!!" but it was to no avail. It would soon be that time.  Pink sock time. 

"SI, PETER, SI!! THIS EEZ WHAT JESUS AND 'SANTA MARIA' TELL ME TO DO!!"

And so, Peter's life gained an even more miserable aspect to it, while the whole barrio could hear his screams late into the night.